Well, I’m still sick (new and fun symptoms every day!), but I figure if I put this off any longer, it won’t ever get done. So here’s my top ten list from Cancun.
1. Lying on the beach or poolside, soaking up the shade, and NOT BEING COLD.
2. Visiting Tulum, a small archeological site overlooking the beach. Followed by snorkeling in a lagoon (bay?) at one of the other resorts in the chain. There were crazy big cave fish. When we left, they asked us to fill out a comment card about the resort. Bill answered the first question – would you stay here? – “no”, and the second part – why? – “too many tigers”.
3. Reading Consuming the Romantic Utopia while consuming the romantic utopia, in its quintessential form, even.
4. Completely trouncing Bill in a round of mini golf. I was up by ten strokes by the eighth hole.
5. SCUBA DIVING! It was Bill’s first time and now he wants to take some diving vacations.
6. Coming across a café/bookstore in Isla Mujeres with a very cool backpackers vibe. If we had been doing the shoestring student vacation instead of the fat, lazy American all-inclusive vacation, I would have loved to hang out there all day.
7. The AAGGHHH! story*
8. Stretching and yoga on the beach.
9. Drinking pina coladas from the swim-up bar.
10. Watching moonrise and sunrise on the beach.
And one for immediately after Cancun:
1. Coming home and eating falafel to flush out all that buffet food.
*The scene: about 10am, we’re sleeping in, both on our sides facing the same way, me closer to the edge of the bed.
“What’s that sound?”
“I was wondering that too. It sounds squeaky and croaky. Maybe a frog? or a bug?”
“There it is again. Are you farting?”
“No. It sounds like it is coming from behind us and below our feet.”
“You are farting. That’s you.”
“Bill, I am not farting! Go see what it is.”
He rolls partially over.
“AGGH!” *jumps*
I jump all the way out of the bed, thinking there is a giant bug in it or something.
“AAGGHHH!”
“A cat?”
“Yeah, I yelled because it swatted at me when I rolled over on it.”
“How did a cat get in our bed with us noticing it?”